The finder

It is a well-known fact that wives have the ability to find stuff that husbands, children and grandchildren cannot, but my wife is the poster child for this skill — probably because I give her plenty of practice. Consider the fact that I can hold a set of keys in my hand… in… my… hand… and 10 minutes later, those keys are gone… poof… at large, missing… they are no longer in either of my hands,…